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My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

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50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

(Source: ratche-t, via fake-mermaid)


I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

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I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks

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